It’s great to be a tourist in my great hometown. I’ll save my past middle-through-high school, teenage snubbing of Naples, FL for another time. On Saturday, I left the golf courses and winter getaways of Naples and seemed to head for the surrounding swamp. It wasn’t a purely Seminole experience; I landed in Rookery Bay—nature…
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FEARING UP FOR HALLOWEEN
Summer’s end… Halloween next… Florida theme parks get ready Every year before Halloween it becomes a blood bath between the Florida theme parks… Not literally or else there’d be no more Chinese tourists. I mean the competition for the best Halloween event is strong between the Seaworld, Universal, and Disney parks. Recently, each side publicized its…
THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER CELEBRITY PREVIEW
Nothing would have pleased me more than to send an army of dementors loose on the lucky crowd of people… except to perhaps take their place. I was like a child who was told that they were going to spend the evening at a candy factory. I watched the Universal Studios website looking for any…
NO CRABS…DON’T DISA-PIER!
After declining my friends for a couple years to go “crabbing” with them, I finally got my lazy and depressed butt off my comfy bed. After all, the curiosity of imagining my energetic friends chillin’ with a fishing pole became my strength. For $5 a head, permission is granted to fish on a pier alongside…
