FEARING UP FOR HALLOWEEN

Summer’s end… Halloween next… Florida theme parks get ready Every year before Halloween it becomes a blood bath between the Florida theme parks… Not literally or else there’d be no more Chinese tourists. I mean the competition for the best Halloween event is strong between the Seaworld, Universal, and Disney parks. Recently, each side publicized its…

NO CRABS…DON’T DISA-PIER!

After declining my friends for a couple years to go “crabbing” with them, I finally got my lazy and depressed butt off my comfy bed. After all, the curiosity of imagining my energetic friends chillin’ with a fishing pole became my strength. For $5 a head, permission is granted to fish on a pier alongside…