AN ABANDONED PEEP’S UNCERTAIN FUTURE

Will Peep ever find happiness? In keeping with the strange habits of teenagers [insert animal name, verb, and body part here] my brother drags a small, dumb, chick plush wherever he goes. Mostly for cuddles, Peep also occasionally shows up in pictures to prove his owner was there (and ladies? that’s why he’s single.) Naturally,…

MY FROZEN YOGURT NAPLES QUEST

The fro-yo revolution has begun in Naples… kind of… No, no, don’t ask me what frozen yogurt (aka fro-yo) is or what it’s made of. Is it healthy? How do they get yogurt into machines? I DON’T KNOW. I just eat. People like customizing their phones, cars, and voicemail (in that order). Why should dessert…