… and I might as well throw in a Pokemon reference at the end.
((This is based on the introduction to a talk I gave for Singles For Christ Tampa’s recent CLP))

Yes– it sounds like you’re saying that other social network with a lisp. But this is better because it’s your “soul” network.
It’s easy to add rosary, devotions, scripture apps. Everything’s integrated. Accept. Accept. Accept. That’s it.
FaithBook is awesome! I didn’t know Christianity could be this easy!
If only… if only…
Being a good, little Christian is difficult. It seems like everything and everyone is against us. That’s why I’m telling all Christians to LEVEL UP!
Confused? Every time you grow in the Holy Spirit (who empowers us), you level up. So where is your Holy Spirit power? Have you evolved yet?
It’s important to level up because if you’re a poor little LV-24 Christian and you suddenly face a LV-64 Scientologist, who will win? Or worse… a LV-73 peach mojito?
Level up… ENGAGE