GET YO’ SCREAM-A-GEDDON ON

“Where am I going?” The sky grew dimmer as I veered off I-75. With each minute buildings grew further apart until I was passing pastures and thick trees. I was looking for any indication I was heading the correct way. Where was I? Don’t worry. You’re going the right way. When I finally saw the…

IF THEME PARKS GOT INTO A DANCE-OFF…

I cringed as the sexy females strutted towards the back unbuttoning their blouses while timing their steps to the pulsing music. I wasn’t cringing at the mini-stripping… I cringed at the dancing. It was awful! It’s still the season for theme parking and Halloween events are still fresh in my skull. In hosting such a…

HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS VS HOWL-O-SCREAM

Finally (and not too late) the great debate… which theme park event is better? Howl-O-Scream (Busch Gardens Tampa) or Halloween Horror Nights (Universal Studios Orlando)    My credentials: I’m a theme park connoisseur, not your typical college-aged giggler who only wants “ahhh thrill me” stuff who reads theme park news and blogs of others like me…

I WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR HOWL-O-SCREAM

“This is the story of boy meets girl… he broke her heart then she ROCKED HIS WORLD!” I swear this year, Busch Garden’s Howl-O-Scream designed its theme specifically for me. (Sigh… I’m a cute rocker who chops the fingers off my exes) Rather than waste your exciting life (Hey, I don’t MAKE you read this blog)…