GET YO’ SCREAM-A-GEDDON ON

“Where am I going?” The sky grew dimmer as I veered off I-75. With each minute buildings grew further apart until I was passing pastures and thick trees. I was looking for any indication I was heading the correct way. Where was I? Don’t worry. You’re going the right way. When I finally saw the…

HOWLING AND SCREAMING AT THE CURSE

Pouring rain, drifting fog and a crowd full of zombies, clowns, and man-eating plants couldn’t stop me from having fun. Howl-O-Scream just reeks of that giggly atmosphere all under the guise of a CURSED theme. Scary? Kinda. Instead of dwelling on that never-ending debate on “Which Florida event is scarier? Howl-O-Scream or Halloween Horror Nights?”…

CEMETERY AND ORPHANAGE SCARES—IN A NEIGHBORHOOD!

My eyes are opened (or shut in fear) to the crazy, scary Halloween fun I can find… in my neighborhood! I’m not talking about crazy and scary as in that neighbor who can’t drive or even true haunted houses involving grudges of deceased residents. I’ve only read about the “homemade” haunted houses in St. Petersburg,…

IF THEME PARKS GOT INTO A DANCE-OFF…

I cringed as the sexy females strutted towards the back unbuttoning their blouses while timing their steps to the pulsing music. I wasn’t cringing at the mini-stripping… I cringed at the dancing. It was awful! It’s still the season for theme parking and Halloween events are still fresh in my skull. In hosting such a…